5sensesreeling asked: Marcus, I need your help. On dating websites, I'm often asked if I like black men. It's a loaded question. If I say yes it means they'll think I'm one of those girls on pornhub under the BBC category. If I say no I'm racist white bitch. Please advise me in answering this question properly. I would totally date you if that helps with your answer. Thank you for your time, kisses.
You see, I am a pro at this answer, as I’ve gotten the “Do you date white women,” question so much. Here’s why:
1. Most people assume because I’m black that I stick to dating my own race. False. I am not a discriminator of the sexy time.
2. You never commit to the answer. You skirt it, albeit, honestly. I mean, some people are ugly, let’s be honest. You wouldn’t want to just date an ugly person.
3. ABH. Always. Be. Honest.
Here’s what you say:
I like good looking, well mannered people (don’t veer from this, even if you like them to treat you slutty in the bedroom, which is awesome) who aren’t dumb as box of fucking rocks. As long as they treat me good, don’t look like a slob, remember that chivalry isn’t dead, I will date any ethnicity.
Me, myself? I have rules, modified to fit both girls and boys for you all. (I will date any ethnicity as long as they fit into the parameters below).
Step 1: Is he/she good looking? Like did they make your body parts tingle at first glance? (If yes, Proceed to step 2). If no, proceed to Step A.
Step 2: Is he/she dumb as fuck? (If yes proceed to step A). If no, proceed to the next step.
Step 3: Does he/she have common interests? (If no, proceed to step A). If yes, proceed to the next step.
Step 4: Go out on date, see if there is chemistry.
Step 5: This. Every. Time.
Step A. Don’t answer, avoid at all costs.
Hope this helps.