Ugh azjunkgirl forced me to leave the confines of my lair and see Star Trek: into darkness. It’s like she knew I was bored at home.
If you don’t have at least one personal photo of yourself in your archives I am going to assume you’re either the anonymous person who always leaves shitty asks OR you’re a serial killer. Or both. Most likely both.
cloudyblueyes asked: Hey Marcus, Laurel and Hardy or Abbott and Costello?
well, fuck you. I think both duos were amazing. Laurel and Hardy were the trendsetters. but if I had to choose, I’d give Abbott and Costello the edge. They took some of the things Laurel and Hardy did, and made them better. Funnier.
iamlucyspet asked: who will play me in the movie of my life?
If I had to choose, I’d go with Amy Adams. Smart. Funny. Pretty. Consistently has made movies that are mainstream and good. So yeah, Amy Adams. For sure.
septemba-west asked: Name five actresses who you think should never be in another film again.
1.(tie) Kristen Stewart - she has the face and emotional range of a half eaten turnip.
Jennifer Lopez - hate her. Because so many reasons.
2. Janet Jackson - terrible
3. Mariah Carey - glitter. Remember that.
4. Beyonce - girl can sing. Stick to that.
5. Megan Good - yeah. No.
iamyourguy asked: Put your next movie in me.
Hoe about I mail you the DVD,
You break it into pieces, and swallow it. That’s the only logical solution.
dirtyblaxican asked: I'm lactoes intolerant. What would Dr. Marcus recommend I do to overcome this tragedy? If we can even call it a tragedy cause you know, missing toes. That's just gross. On second thought, I don't want to overcome it. Thanks for nothing. You suck! P.S. What should I wear when I come over later?
Isn’t 2/3rds of all Hispanic meals full of cheese? You’re weird. Take lactaid and quit being a hater today or I’m not allowing you in for the BigBro/Little Bro pajama party tonight. (You’re the little bro). Also, wear the footie pajamas with the ass flap.
themindofg asked: Put me in your next movie.
You have leading man good looks, so this bodes well for both of us.
Anonymous asked: 1 day as Job, 3 days in the belly of a whale (Jonah), or 40+ days on the ark as Noah. Show your work LOL
Dear Anonymous,
1. Fuck you.
2. How can I show my work? This makes no sense. Let’s fight.
3. If I had to choose, I’d go with 3 days in the belly of the whale.
Why?
Well I love the ocean so spending time in a whale would be cool. Plus I could study all the cool things a whale swallows. (That actually sounds dirty). Anyways. Whale for sure.
