I Love being a dad. It’s like the coolest time of my life. I get to do all the fun things and laugh and mold a child into like the coolest person ever.
However, the kid always has two specific questions that he asks as if he is a broken record player constantly skipping. At least once per week he’ll ask:
1. Why don’t you have a girlfriend?
2. When am I getting a little sister?
Do you know how many times you can change the subject and offer sugar to throw the little sleuth off the trail. 641. But that 667th time, probably won’t work.