Hey. I’m like really bored. I’m stuck at work. So here are some random thoughts flowing through my brain:
1. who the hell was the first idiot to stick a fork in a light socket?
2. I want a pet. Like a cool dog. Like the one from Frasier.
3. The boot is supposed to come off Thursday. Don’t feel like I’m ready. Sumbitch hurts. Achilles that is.
4. I’m at the phase of hunger right now where everyone looks like food.
5. I miss French fries.
6. My dogs name will be admiral barkington
7. Movie poster needs work tonight
9. I miss my kid. Haven’t seen him since this morning.
10. What the hell are we having for dinner
Thats just 10 thoughts of 791.
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- brittawithnofilter said:You should look into a Corgi—so much personality :) Also, my next dog is going to be an English bulldog named Sir Montgomery Ward. And you have to say it in a fancy accent EVERY TIME.
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